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awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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sarabatikha:

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.

I really want to be on good terms with my ex but he refuses to talk to me :'(
Anonymous

parkingstrange:

Don’t waste your time trying to restore a bridge someone else burned, turn around and walk the other way.

godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

geeses:

m4rcobodt:

m4rcobodt:

THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE

  • male
  • female
  • heterosexual
  • homosexual
  • pansexual
  • asexual
  • bisexual
  • cis
  • trans
  • non binary

THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE

  • an asshole
  • a goose

this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese

you’re on our list.

why geese?

frowl:

me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail

viria:

you never know when the desire to draw Luna Lovegood is gonna hit you… but it’s useless to fight it.

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

The murder part though

do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

derpdan:

would you rather have no internet connection or no friends

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