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I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them
“When men cook food, it’s art… but when women cook, it’s their duty.”
- Sridevi as Shashi Godbole in English Vinglish (2012)
I saw this movie in English class and it was absolutely BRILLIANT. 10/10 would recommend.
whenever a guy cooks well, everyone says he could be a chef at a five star hotel
when a girl cooks well, everyone comments on how she is a wifey material smh
I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
Why is this not taught universally.
- Ernest Hemingway (via aurelle)
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.
The owl is so menacing omgreblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.
i can’t believe I’ve never seen this before omfg yes
should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me